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Changes to Newspapers

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

On behalf of the newspaper industry, I wish to announce some changes we’re making to serve you better.

When I say “serve you better,” I mean “increase our profits.”

We newspapers are very big on profits these days.

We’re a business, just like any other business, except that we employ English majors.

—–Dave Barry (former English Major)

Journalistic Objectivity Defined

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”

–Dave Barry

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