Posts tagged Dave Barry
On behalf of the newspaper industry, I wish to announce some changes we’re making to serve you better.
When I say “serve you better,” I mean “increase our profits.”
We newspapers are very big on profits these days.
We’re a business, just like any other business, except that we employ English majors.
—–Dave Barry (former English Major)
I’m not sure whether this means the actual women weighed 63 kg or the weights they lifted weighed 63 kg.
Or possibly the temperature in the weightlifting hall was 63 kg.
There’s no way to know for sure without finding out what a “kg” is, and my belief, as an American, is that if I have to start understanding the metric system, then the terrorists have won.”