Woody Allen

Tolstoy, Anyone?

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”


–Woody Allen

Choosing the Right Path

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads.

One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction.

Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”


—Woody Allen
(from Side Effects, 1980, “My Speech to the Graduates”)

Immortality

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through NOT DYING.”


–Woody Allen

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