Will Rogers

Everything Is Funny

01/09/2012
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Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Everything is funny. As long as it is happening to someone else.”

–Will Rogers

Will Rogers’ Keys to Success

05/03/2011
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Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”


–Will Rogers

Diplomacy Defined

04/21/2011
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Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.”


—Will Rogers

Ignorance

01/03/2011
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Will Rogers

“An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.”


–Will Rogers

Marketing Defined

01/02/2011
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Will Rogers

“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.”


—-Will Rogers

Lawyer Quote

01/02/2011
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Will Rogers

“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”


–Will Rogers

The Best Stock Advice I Ever Heard

12/23/2010
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Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.”


—Will Rogers

Disorganized Democrats

12/16/2010
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Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“I don’t belong to any organized political party.

I’m a Democrat.”


—Will Rogers

Disagreeable Democrats

12/14/2010
by Kerri Elders in ,

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Will Rogers

“Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats.

If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”


—Will Rogers

The Grapes of Wrath

11/14/2010
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Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”


–Will Rogers

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