Politics

What?

George Carlin

George Carlin

“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.”


—George Carlin

Meeting Your Maker

Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”


–Sir Winston Churchill

Ignorance

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.”


–Will Rogers

Lawyer Quote

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”


-–Will Rogers

Disorganized Democrats

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“I don’t belong to any organized political party.

I’m a Democrat.”


–Will Rogers

Disagreeable Democrats

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats.

If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”


–Will Rogers

The Grapes of Wrath

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”


–Will Rogers

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