Law

The Truth

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

“Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.”


—Abraham Lincoln

Optimists and Pessimists

J. Robert Oppenheimer

J. Robert Oppenheimer

“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.”


—–J. Robert Oppenheimer

Poor Orphan

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

“He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then, when sentence was about to be pronounced, pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.”


–Abraham Lincoln

got enemies?

Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill

“You have enemies?

Good.

That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”


–Sir Winston Churchill

God’s Overestimation

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde

“I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”


–Oscar Wilde

What?

George Carlin

George Carlin

“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.”


—George Carlin

Weapons In the Hands of Fools

Frank Lloyd Wright “I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.”


–Frank Lloyd Wright

Why You NEED Your Computer

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

“To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.”


–Dave Barry

Lawyer Quote

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”


-–Will Rogers

The Grapes of Wrath

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”


–Will Rogers

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