“I write and sing about whatever I am able to understand and feel. I feel that it is healthier to look out at the world through a window than through a mirror. Otherwise, all you see is yourself and whatever is behind you.” –Bill Withers
–George Bernard Shaw
On behalf of the newspaper industry, I wish to announce some changes we’re making to serve you better.
When I say “serve you better,” I mean “increase our profits.”
We newspapers are very big on profits these days.
We’re a business, just like any other business, except that we employ English majors.
—–Dave Barry (former English Major)