I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
–Albert Einstein

Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
–Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.
—Will Rogers

Under Democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.
—H.L. Mencken

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
–Will Rogers

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
–H.L. Mencken